While the Xbox 360 has a whole library of fantastic software, it is the hardware that has let many people down to date, with many a gamer experiencing the dreaded Red Ring of Death (RRoD) phenomenon. While RRoD victims have been placated by Microsoft thanks to a lengthy 3-year extended warranty, it still is no fun having to send your console back to the manufacturer and sit down twiddling your thumbs while your neighbor continues to rack up achievement points during your "downtime". This RRoD card is the perfect gift for anyone whom you know is suffering from an Xbox 360 failure as it features a string of red crystals that have been glued in the same pattern as a RRoD, with the comforting words "May this card help console you during this difficult time. I am very sorry for your loss." inside. You can pick up one of these for $4 from Etsy.