I take it that the majority of our readers out there aren't exactly millionaires, as paying off the monthly bills alone are hard enough. The rich and uber rich, however, do not worry about such trivial matters in life, not when they have other things to mull over such as the next business to dive into, preserving their portfolio to "retire" comfortably, lining up that money shot at the golf course, or racking their brains on how to dote upon the latest trophy wife who has been constantly nagging about getting a new laptop just because her current Vaio has run out of hard drive space.
What's a tycoon supposed to do then? Go out and get her the top-of-the-line Alienware gaming rig? No sir, you see, what a trophy wife wants is something functional and yet has plenty of bling to go round, making this cool $1 million laptop the perfect choice. This laptop comes with pretty spiffy specifications such as a 17" LED backlight display, a 128GB hard drive (that's a weird number for a hard drive if I ever saw one), and a slot-loading Blu-ray drive. The reason why it costs so darn much is due to the fact that you need to insert a specific diamond that comes along with each purchase into a form-fitting receptacle to turn on the laptop. In addition, there is an integrated screen cleaning device that prevents your favorite
blonde gal from breaking her newly-painted fingernails while she's at it.