Have you ever had one of those days that made you want to destroy something? What if you had a self destruct button by your side? This is a standard four port USB except for the fact that it is disguised as a Self Destruct terminal. The hub has two switches, a key, and a protected self-destruct button! When you hit the self destruct button, an audio file is played on your computer that says “KILL, KILL, KILL.” Of course someone will eventually come out with some sort of fix to make it do more than that, but it will have to wait for someone clever to figure it out. This will run you about $62 and will be available at the end of July.
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