French Girly Gadgets must be teasing us with this post. I finally found what you see on the this poor woman's backside over on Colette's website. The PodDress Nano is an iPod iron-on patch you can affix to your jeans, tshirt, or anything else that needs an iDecoration. I don't read French, but Google's translation tells me that a kit exists in 3 colors, black and white, and even a Swarovski noir crystal patch is available.