Maggie T Nutcracker – more power to the ladies!

Who can forget madam Margaret Thatcher who led the nation through some tough times, and she did it with more testicular fortitude compared to most other men. This time round, she's back with a vengeance and shows no mercy to any nut who crosses her path. In order to maximize her effectiveness, you will need to insert a nut up her skirt (stop sniggering, guys!), squeeze her legs together and you will then be able to enjoy the fruits of your labor. It would have been great if the manufacturers actually allowed you to move her hands and head as well so that any time outside of Christmas you will still be able to use her as an action figure to educate your kids on great political leaders of the past. Bring Maggie T into your home for £9.99 a pop (heh!).

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