If Dracula was still around today (assuming he has been vanquished by Van Helsing), he would definitely find it pretty hard to get out and about. With all the extra pollution and ever larger holes in our ozone layer, UV rays might actually spill through his sarcophagus during the day. Heck, with the development around us growing at an extremely rapid pace, he'll run out of places to hide pretty soon other than in the Amazon. Urbanites need not fear as long as they wear the Cross Necklace MP3 player, featuring touch sensitive controls. There is no on/off button - all you need to do is plug in a pair of earphones and it will automagically come to life. The Cross Necklace MP3 player comes with 1GB of internal memory and will retail for $26.90.
