The Runt stun gun is proof that something small must never, ever be scorned upon. While it isn't anywhere near the Taser line when it comes to design and styling, the Runt is more than able to introduce a whole world of pain to whichever creep who wants to have their way with you. Resembling a standard brick adapter, the Runt measures a mere 3.25" despite boasting the ability to discharge 350,000 volts for a mere $40. Should your budget permit, $40 and $60 will get you 650,000 and 950,000 volts, respectively. Seeing that many zeros behind just made my family jewels shrivel up and hide where the sun don't shine.