What better way to spruce up those Monday blues than with a Slingshot Flying Cow? No, you don't have to go out of the way to slaughter a real cow like the days of yore, but instead, pull this plush bovine back and let him whiz through the air. The best part is, the Slingshot Flying Cow has a range of up to 50 feet, depending on the angle you release him. The moment this befuddled looking cow takes to the air, he will let out a long "Moooooooooo" scream that is guaranteed to elicit at least a smile from even the most stone hearted employer.
He will keep everyone entertained with three loud mooing sounds each time he is shot from one end of the room to another. Imagine releasing this during a corporate board meeting just to lighten up a potentially explosive situation. The result could go either way, but at least you've tried. The Slingshot Flying Cow retails for $3.99.