"Hello, girlfriend. Yes, I called just to let you know what a wonderful guy David has been to me so far. He has brought me to the fanciest restaurants in town, pays my rent as well as all my utility bills, surprises me with flowers and chocolates for no particular reason, and even hired a chauffeur for me to spend my time shopping with his credit card!"
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