I don't know who actually buys these fancy phones draped in gold, and Swarovski Crystals, but they should feel free to give me a call or send me one. No really, the Diamond Cam Mobile, or as the manufacturer calls it, the TM-M800G is "the world's smallest phone". Geez, how many times have we heard that! The outside is lavishly covered in gold or silver with designs outlined in Swarovski Crystal Diamond (is that more expensive??), and the inside manages to pack a weak set of features that include the now standard 1.3 megapixel camera, MP3/MP4 video player, that will only store 128MB of content. The phone "for people who need different, elegant & fashinable mobile " can special order theirs from a far, far away land in store in Dubai. Who knows, maybe you'll get two for the price of one.