I'm not really sure how to take this...but part of me is appalled, and the other part wants to give a few to friends as a gag gift. It's just plain wrong to turn innocent children's toys into adult playthings, like these waterproof "personal massager" rubberduckies from Big Teaze Toys. Definitely the naughtiest duckie I have ever, ever seen. It's waterproof so you can play with it in the tub, it's head and tail vibrate, and it's dressed in a shiny black corset, spiked collar and has a tattoo! They also have Tickle-popzzz, which looks like a lollipop, but believe me, it does more than meets the eye. For the naughty friends on your list...
Rubba Dubb Dub for the Naughty List
