Musical Breast Implants: The Real Boob Tube

GelimplantsWhat could be better than an "enhanced bust", with "flexible plastic electronics" inside of them? Leave it to analyst Ian Pearson from BT Laboratories to say that " it is very hard for me to think of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful." (There's an idea...) The technology could be possible in 15 years, but why? Benefits of computer chips built into silicone implants would be detecting heart murmurs, blood pressure, diabetes and breast cancer. Now will these be solar-powered chips? Bluetooth? Can you upgrade? (snicker) Oh, so many questions. Source: The Register


  1. Rebecca 9 November, 2005 at 16:18

    Wow this is some cool stuff… i think im going to do my English paper on it. I was orrigionally just doing breast augmintation but this looks even better. Does anyone know where i can find more information on this?

  2. nuts 18 October, 2005 at 06:26

    so when they finally develop this for men I can play “brass monkey” simply by jogging down the street and banging my testes together?


  3. 16 October, 2005 at 02:08

    As a site also dedicate to portable entertainment, I find this new twist in portable entertainment quite thought provoking. 🙂

    Where are the buttons or knobs? Is it considered software or hardware?

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