A story with a bizarre twist: a Romanian woman suspected of stealing a mobile phone was searched by police after a muffled ringing came from somewhere under the woman's skirt. Police later discovered a phone hidden in....well a place never meant to see a cell phone. A witness saw the woman steal the phone from a customer and alerted police. Police questioned the woman, and almost let her go, when the witness suggested dialing the phone to determine where she was hiding it. Needless to say, we all know how the story ends. The victim refused to have the phone returned saying "it was damaged beyond repair". I would say so! [Via Fark]