Or at the very least, make the wet dreams of many a Halo fan real. Artist David Johnson has used his artistic wizardry to sculpt a female version of Master Chief, and has been christened Mistress Chief for obvious reasons. His sculpture is insured for life so should your copy of Mistress Chief loose her bodily armor unnaturally, you can always bring it back to David for him to fix her up. Currently, the bid for Mistress Chief has surpassed the $1,500 mark, which is pretty amazing considering the starting bid of just $199.