I don't know about you, but lamps are lamps are lamps, right? Apparently not. This Tiffany Snail Lamp blows all convention out of the water, featuring an escargot-y design with two large, bulging eyes. Funny, I do recall that most slugs and snails show in cartoons and comics are often depicted with their eyes at the tips of the antennas. But I digress - this high class snail lights up your room in a myriad of colors thanks to the multi-colored tiffany glass shell on the outside and a 15 watt candelabra bulb inside. Just like its real life counterpart, this snail's shell is pretty fragile to the tune of $70.