It's hard to belive this article, but I felt the duty to post in case it does work. Hideto Tomaechi claims to have developed a tune for ring tones that promises to increase your breast size. (I listened to the tune for a week expecting all the time that I was being duped," says Chieri Nakayama, a 19-year-old pin-up model. "But, incredibly, my 87-centimeter bust grew to 89 centimeters! It was awesome!" ). Tomabechi claims that techniques exist to provoke movement in a certain part of the brain that reacts to sounds and light. Try at your own risk, just remember we are not responsible if it works and you are forced to make a few trips to Victoria Secret.