Fan-cy this - a USB-powered alarm clock (or what looks like one) that also doubles up as a fan? The hands on this thing will unfortunately, not tell the time - it is there for aesthetic purposes only. In fact, whenever you turn it on (make sure it is plugged into a USB port beforehand), the hands will start spinning wildly to help cool you down during this hot and humid summer season. Available in green, red and white colors, the blades are made out of soft plastic so that you won't accidentally lose a finger or shear off someone's head should it snap off its hinges accidentally. The USB Alarm Clock Fan will retail for $10 each.